the best way to kill zombies.
I frantically awoke early last night as I had (brilliantly) discovered – whilst dreaming, if you missed that – the best way to eliminate zombies. Umm, probably my first problem, but I’ll get back to that. So I would remember this ingenious plan of mine when I really woke up, I texted a friend who knows a thing-or-two about zombies, and then went back to sleep… completely forgetting my clever plan.
Enter this morning. Check phone and… what did I send??
Here’s my text:
I think you should be able to kill zombies w/ procrastination.
It gets better… Here’s the little I remembered about my plan (and my attempt at recovery from dreaming-n-texting):
It dealt with positive and negative time (as if there are such things, lol) and the way it worked out, negative time should kill them; something like that, haha! I love dreams where I think I’ve solved non-existent problems. 🙂
And there folks, is what I had missed all along. Zombies aren’t real.